My Quest for a job...

So now that I've talked about hair and myself and whatever I had mentioned earlier I will now begin my rant on how I will never get another job again because of what I call the I'm never getting another job again curse... yes a curse. It's the only logical option as to why I haven't gotten a new job yet, it's that someone must have put a curse on me.
So let's look at today, today I've applied for 4 jobs, yea I know 4 doesn't sound like that big of a number but when you add it into the jobs I had applied for yesterday it grows. Yesterday I applied for 5 jobs, so in two days I've applied for 9 jobs all of them with cover letters and very neat and tidy and ready to go.
I'm not applying for any magical job as a wizard or anything crazy like that I'm applying at fast food places and NONE OF THEM WILL HIRE ME.
Now I can't seem to figure out what I'm doing oh so terribly wrong but there must be something, I know that the job market is bad here but it's can't be that bad can it? Are we really in such a depression that I can't get a job flipping burgers?(not to sound like a jerk to those who are flipping burgers right now, just remember your one step no you ten steps ahead of me.)
So from now on I'm going to keep a list of all of the jobs I apply for and it's gonna be a long onee I garantee it. Here's my current list...
dishwasher/ July 31
waitress/ July 31
food maker/ July 31
store clerk/ July 31
sales assoc/ July 30
anouncer/ July30
demonstrator/ July 30
demonstrator/ July 30
sales assoc/ July 30
I could go back to the beginning of the week but I'll choose not to let's just say in the last ten days I've applied for 18 different jobs...
I will continue y list tomorrow, and the day after until I finally find a job in which case I will make a list of how I could have possabley gotten hired. Lol!